Saturday Night Special

Every man should have the right to own a gun Every man should have the right to shoot someone Film stars and farmers still forcing opinions Like TV politicians playing cowboys and indians Uncle Sam sleeps with his horse, keeps his brain in his hat With his trigger-happy patter, he'll rat-a-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat Ride into the sun - the damage is done Every man should have the right to take a wife Every man should have someone to share his life Keep her at home with the kids and the cooking So wholesome and clean when the neighbours are looking She's mother and angel and courtezan too Always hot in the bedroom, she's dressed just for you Ride into the sun - the damage is done Every man should have the right to raise a son Every man should have the right to choose his young A son is a credit to the family name But a daughter can only bring worry and shame You can solve all your problems with a small operation Protecting your manhood by swift termination Ride into the sun - the damage is done