I'm Gonna F**k You Up

BUICK REGAL IN MY WAY ANCIENT DRIVERS THEY MUST PAY GRIND YOU INTO FUCK PUREE I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP! WAL MART WHITE TRASH EVERYWHERE CELLULITIC DERRIERE STEP INTO THE MAGIC SQUARE I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP! BAPTIST CHURCH SAY 'GOD HATES FAGS' PROTEST AT THE BODY BAGS SENDS ME ON A STABBIN' JAG I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP! WARM UP BAND PLAYED WAY TOO LONG WITH SHITTY AFTER SHITTY SONG FOR HOW LONG WILL YOUR SUCK PROLONG? I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP! TEA BAG PARTY ON THE TUBE LOONY ZEALOTS-RIGHT WING RUBES POUND YOU FOR YOUR ATTITUDES I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP! GROUPIE TWATS ARE ON THE PROWL JANKY SKANK DOMESTIC FOWL GORE YOU WITH MY GARDEN TROWEL NOT GONNA FUCK YOU! Oh I'm gonna fuck you up alright. Let me count the ways. Cat O' 9 Tails across the buttocks... Morningstar to the melon. Garrote.Iron Maiden.Quarterstaff. WarHammer. Battle-axe.Bludgeon. They will be deployed. YOU CAN CALL ME EVEL MEDIEVAL! GOD BOYS KNEELING DEEP IN PRAYER GOD IS DEAD I DO DECLARE HAM FIST THEM WITH SAVOIR FAIRE I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP! TAKE AWAY OUR TOMMY GUNS THEN WHAT DO WE DO FOR FUN?? SCREAMING FUCKS ARE ON THE RUN I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP!