Your Husband's Cheating On Us

She said, honey, you don't know me But I know you Do you mind if I come in It'll only take a minute or two And by the way I really like What you've done to this place It doesn't really surprise me 'Cause we kind of have the same taste But that's enough small talk There's something that we need to discuss Your husband's cheating on us She said, you look surprised Well, I'm surprised that you never knew I can't believe you didn't pick up On my rather strong perfume (It was Giorgio) But anyway, we've been replaced And she's much younger than me and you And she's out there with him now Doing all the things that we used to do So why don't we get together You know, we could be dangerous 'Cause your husband's cheating on us Ah, ah, ah, ah, snakes are in the kitchen Crows are on the line Ah, ah, ah, ah, the weather vane is twitching Can't you see the sign, sign, s-s-sign This is where I start to cry And she said, honey, you'll get over it Just never mind my fantasies Of cyanide or taking out a hit On second thought it's better, don't you think To make him wish that he was dead So promise me you'll take that creep For everything he's ever had instead I've got a Polaroid camera And a room number at the Hotel Nautilus Where your husband's cheating on us He's cheating on us