Tiny Japanese Girl

[Guy]: Tiny Japanese girl You're my tiny Japanese girl Tiny Japanese girl Get out my shoebox, girl I need to put my shoes away They're gonna get all scuffed and bad Why you in there, girl? Doesn't even fit ya I mean, you're small but you're not a midget, girl [Girl]: But I'm tiny like a dormouse Short like a bungalow house Minute like a pixie You can barely even see me I could ride around on a Shetland pony And people say I'm far away [Guy]: Well you are quite small [Girl]: But I'm pretty big in Tokyo [Guy]: Tiny Japanese girl, when I've stood next to you You make me feel so tall, though I'm just five foot two It's like I've stood on a wall or a really big dog But it's just that you're small, so there's no need for that dog Tiny Japanese girl, I find you perfectly sized And you fit in small places when you're needing to hide But don't hide from my love 'cause it's hunting you down I know you've got a big heart, I've seen you wheel it around [Girl]: But I'm tiny like a dormouse Short like a bungalow house Minute like a pixie You can barely even see me I could ride around on a Shetland pony And people say I'm far away (I'm far away) But I'm pretty big in Tokyo Pretty big in Tokyo Pretty big in Tokyo I'm pretty big in Tokyo