It's a Great Day to Whup Somebody's Ass

Have you ever had one of those days When nothing goes right Your wife starts bitchen 'bout whatever it was she was bitchen about last night So you escape into the bathroom Just to sit there on your thrown But after you finish your buisness the toilet paper's gone Well it's a great day for me to whup somebody's ass It's a bad day so you better get off my back You might get cold cock if you cross my path Cuz it's a great day for me to whup somebody's ass Well i was runnin late for work So i poured me some coffee to go And just before i had a flat tire i spilled it all over my clothes When the highway patrollman pulled up i thought that help was on the way But when he saw the tire tool in my hand he shot me with pepper spray Well it's a great day for me to whup somebody's ass It's a bad day so you better get off my back You might get cold cocked if you cross my path Cuz it's a great day for me to whup somebody's ass When i finally made it to work I was 15 minutes late I told my boss about the flat tire But he fired me anyway So here i am out in the parking lot Just waiting by his Corvette I'm gonna give him a goodbye present that he never will forget Cuz it's a great day for me to whup somebody's ass It's a bad day so you better get off my back You might get cold cocked if you cross my path Cuz it's a great day for me to whup somebody's ass