Dearly Departed

Ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh Well, you and I both know that the house is haunted And you and I both know that the ghost is me You used to catch me in your bedsheets just a-rattling your chains Well, back then baby, it didn't seem so strange You used to bite, I used to moan Now I'm mumbling and you choke Well, I ain't so scary on my own Tell me honey, what's a dagger without a cloak? Well, I don't know 'Cause, you and I both know that the house is haunted Yeah, you and I both know that the ghost is me You used to catch me in your bedsheets just a-rattling your chains Well, back then baby, it didn't seem so strange In the midnight hour, you came alive I was looking for my crystal ball I was busy trying to charm that snake When the sun came up, we had no place to hide And you had to tell your friends that my fangs were fake I just had to Well, you and I both know that the house is haunted Yeah, you and I both know that the ghost is me You used to catch me in your bedsheets just a-rattling your chains Well, back then baby, it didn't seem so strange But even when one is dead and gone It still takes two to make a house a home Well, I'm as lonesome as the catacombs I hear you call my name but no one's there Except if you're in the air Oh, you and I both know that the house is haunted Yeah, you and I both know that the ghost is you You used to walk around screaming, all slamming all 'em doors Well, I'm all grown up now and I don't scare easy no more But you and I both know, ooh-ooh-ooh Yeah, you and I both know, ooh-ooh-ooh Yeah, you and I both know, ooh-ooh-ooh