One Way Ticket

It was a dusty old night And I'm the first to admit it I'm sure, I upset someone But my memory has chosen to omit it A tiny voice was telling me I really should cool it Chewing my face off Talking absolute rubbish The first line hit me like a kick in the face I thought I better have another one, just in case Next thing I knew, my heart was under attack I bought a one way ticket to hell and back One way ticket to hell and back Bought a one way ticket to hell and back One way ticket to hell and back Bought a one way ticket to hell I've always tried to keep my vices under wraps But a coach load of mutes would appear talkative chaps They seemed fit to join me for a couple of hits But now my septum is in tatters And I've still got the runs It burned for a moment, then it kicked like a mule The strangers all agreed that it was rocket fuel Several lines are chocking like a glorious game I bought a one way ticket to hell and back One way ticket to hell and back (oh) Bought a one way ticket to hell and back One way ticket to hell and back Bought a one way ticket to hell Stick it up your nose Woo-hoo! Holy coke, repeating myself except I'm getting slightly louder Pausing just long enough to snort that white powder Wheels came off but I'm still on track I bought a one way ticket to hell And back One way ticket to hell and back (yeah) Bought a one way ticket to hell and back (oh, yeah) One way ticket to hell and back Bought a one way ticket to hell (oh, yeah) One way ticket to hell and back (woo!) Bought a one way ticket to hell and back One way ticket to hell and back Bought a one way ticket to hell