I'm gonna get me a sewin' machine
Sew you a shirt of black
"Do not love" across the front
And all across the back
To remind me, yeah
That you're not the lovin' kind
To remind me, yeah, yeah, yeah
That you're not the lovin' kind
I'm gonna get me a ribbon
Honey! Honey! Day-glo red
Tie it around my finger baby
Or maybe around my bed
To remind me
That you're not the lovin' kind
To remind me
That you're not the lovin' kind
I think I've learned your secret
To keep from getting burned
Love for you is a matter of
No deposit and no return
Yes, I know you're not the lovin' kind
Ohhhh, you're so heavy on my mind
Hey, you put rocks in my pillow
You put rocks and blocks and boulders
I've gotta get me a "do not love" sign, honey
And hang it round your shoulders
To remind me
That you're not the lovin' kind
To remind me
That you're so heavy on my mind
