Quiche Lorraine

The skies are charcoal grey It's a dreary downtown day But at the end of my 30-foot leash Is my little friend Quiche Quiche La Poodle is her name And having a good time on a crummy day is our game! Quiche, Quiche Lorraine (Quiche, Quiche Lorraine) (Quiche, Quiche Lorraine) Everyday I take her out, yeah! She runs around, and she shouts out "Bark, yeah!" Cause she's a good doggie She's a sweet, sweet, sweet puppy! (Arf Arf) And I know she'll stick by me, yeah! Oh no! Here comes a Great Dane (Quiche, Quiche Lorraine) Trottin' down the lane (Quiche) Quiche, Quiche, Quiche come back here (Quiche Lorraine) Don't leave me I'll go insane! I'll go insane! How do you like that? Has anybody seen A dog dyed dark green About two inches tall With a strawberry blonde fall Sunglasses and a bonnet And designer jeans with appliques on it? The dog that brought me so much joy Left me wallowing in pain! Quiche Lorraine! I'll show her! Do you see the key in my hand? I'm gonna throw it in the lake! Yeah, you've been so rotten to me You take the cake! I'm just gonna lock the door to your kennel And just you try and come back to me! Yea, you'll see (Quiche, Quiche Lorraine) You mangey mutt! (Quiche, Quiche Lorraine) I'm talking about Quiche! (Quiche, Quiche Lorraine) Quiche Lorraine!