I made a deal with god while my body was shaking like a casserole
Feeling prone to deadly repercussions I said into my pillow
Yesterday it got in my head that going to bed was keeping me down down
Isn't this the cemetery lifestyle
I woke up in a Nando's carpark dressed in a banana suit
This wouldn't bother me so much if I owed a banana suit
Holding my breath, checking my pulse,
And feeling like death is following me round round
Isn't this the cemetery lifestyle
I pop in for tea it gets to be a quarter to 3
I'd better leave now now
I pick up the phone about to go broke
I'm heading out down town
Isn't this the cemetery lifestyle
