Fail Girl

I tried to run before I could walk

Because running is more fun

Except when it comes to exercise

Why do you try so hard

But always get it wrong

I like to hang with people

Who make me forget about that

We all have

Boundless potential in us

I wanna use that to

Raise the dead in cyberspace

That's just the hand

That you're dealt they'll say

Well I wanna count cards,

And stack the deck