I Wish I Was a Ghost

If I became a spirit

I'd haunt all my best friends and

I'd write them nice notes

On the wall with my ghost pen

Tell them not to worry cause

The afterlife is pretty fun

Let's all hang out soon

When all is said and done

To get a new perspective

I'd shrink myself down really small

See how mice and insects live

And then I'd grow back real tall

I would swim with sharks

Cus I wouldn't need to breathe

Float out into the Atlantic

Enjoy a calm sea breeze

Leave my meat reality behind

Surpass limits of physical form

Physicality is overrated

Let's all go to the space between worlds

While astral projecting

I wouldn't be a bitch

I would be all friendly

Like the ghost of richy rich

I'd chill with Malcolm Crowe

He would teach me psychiatry

So I could ease the suffering

Of spirits just like me

I wish I was I wish I was I wish I was

A ghooooooost