I'm so Hungover I Could Die

I'm so hungover I could die

What the hell happened last night

I didn't mean to stay long, then it all went wrong

I'm so hungover I could die

Wake up and my mouth's as dry as Ghandi's Sandel in July

I appear to have slept in the bath, and I can definitely smell kebab

Now I was fine, I wasn't bad, I remember exactly what I had

Then we had to get more before the bar closes

I don't remember taking these photos

I'm not moving off this couch, somebody help me now

I need lucozade, a chicken roll and first aid

I feel hot, no I feel cold, I feel like I'm 90 years old

I'm so hungover I could die

What the hell happened last night

I didn't mean to stay long, then it all went wrong

I'm so hungover I could die

Now when I say it went wrong, it was some craic and I sang a few songs

I had your aunty in a headlock

Danced on the tables kicking my shoes off

Jays I'm as shook as a bottle of Yop, will wan a ye go to the shop

I'm afraid to take a shite, I might need a pizza tonight

I'm gonna watch The Lion King, I need a puppy and onion rings

I'm so hungover I could die

What the hell happened last night

I didn't mean to stay long, then it all went wrong

I'm so hungover I could die

I only had one shot - you had a dozen

I kissed a girl - she was your cousin

Maybe I should give it up

And save my dollars - save my dollars

Cos I'm in the horrors - I'm in the horrors

I'm never drinking again

We've got that thing on next weekend

Least I can count on my friends

When I'm so hungover I could die

What the hell happened last night

I didn't mean to stay long, then it all went wrong

I'm so hungover I could die

I'm so hungover I could die

What the hell happened last night

I didn't mean to stay long, then it all went wrong

I'm so hungover I could die