Horse Brother

I've got a horse brother

Came from the same mother

He came out of her

Belly hole

When we walk down the street

Everybody that we meet

Goes through the same freakin' beat

Rigamarole

They look at me

And they look at him

They find it hard to see

We're of the same skin

'Cause he's a horse

And I'm not, of course

And I'm really not above, and I love him, 'cause he's my brother horse

When he was very young, yeah, he'd always scream and shout

He was always a little hoarse, yeah, he'd often race about

He was very indecisive. When we go out to eat for the day

Whatever choice I give him, he'd always say"Nay"

I tell him that I'm hungry, and he says"How hungry?"

And I look at him

And I look at him

And I tell him"It doesn't matter, we can get anything"

You might be confused

And you might have mused

About how he and me

Could brothers be

It's 'cause ma and pa

Were both centaurs

And we each got half

Of each of their halves

But you look at me

And you look at him

You find it hard to see

We're of the same skin

'Cause he's a horse

And I'm not, of course

And I'm really not above him, and I love him, 'cause he's my brother horse

One day, an old lady came up to us in a jog

She had swallowed a fly, spider, bird, cat and a dog

Without any fuckin' warning, she had swallowed him whole

And suddenly, I had lost my little baby brother foal

And that's where the tale you know is usually misled

This lady didn't die from being fuckin' overfed

The way this fuckin' lady ended up so fuckin' dead

Was 'cause I shot that fuckin' bitch in the back of the head!

She killed my horse brother

Now he's a corpse brother

And she's a corpse mother

Of four kids

Some guy called the cops

And a cop shows up

And she looks at me

And she looks at him, or what's left of him

Then she looks at the lady

That little son of a horse!

And then she told me

That her name was Doris

And now I'm in jail

And my cellmate's a whale

And I'm really not above him, and I love him now, you know

We're cellmates and we're soulmates. We got married two weeks ago

And maybe we'll adopt a baby, but for now, we're just alone

He's my husband whale

He's my husband whale

And if you've got a problem with that

'Cause we're gay and he's fat

I still carry my gun on me, so careful what you say

Don't you dare make fun of me or him, today or any day

My lover and my brothers and my sisters, father, mother

Are all very precious and unique in their own way