Right Hand Man

If you ever got in trouble I would be there on the double Just to bail you out If there's anything you lack You know I've always got your back Thats what its all about Think of me as your sidekick Helping you whenever I can I'm more than just a woman, baby When the pressure's coming baby Let me be your right hand man (But your not a man, I'm the man) UGH, your not hearing me If you're ever in a pickle You can call for me and quick'll Be how fast I run (I'm not in a pickle) You and me should be a team For any dream or any scheme That's how it should be done Sure I could stay in the background Just smiling every now and again But just to be a pretty lady That would be a pity baby Let me be your right hand man (You should listen to her, she's usually right) (Eat your cabbage) (Okay) I am stronger than you think Don't be thinking I ain't tough I am where you oughta go When the goings getting rough So when things are going badly (But they're not) (They kinda are) (No things are fine) But if they weren't (It's okay) Love (what) UGHHH (What?) Quit trying to protect me (Can we change the subject, please?) Not until I know that If you're ever in a fix And its a fix you need to nix Then I'm your go to guy (You're not a guy) Don't be so literal And don't forget I'm not a shrinking violet A solid rock am I So don't be thinking I'll crumble When the you know what hits the fan There's no problem thats to big When your married thats the gig So don't be a sexist pig Is it asking to much of you It's only cuz I love you Let me be your right In fact I'll show you that I'm right (What are you doing now?) I'm going to get you boys some meat Baby I'm your right Don't put up a fight I can be your right Starting here tonight Let me be your Right... Hand... Man Let me be your right hand man