The Royal Doulton Music Hall

Now where would all like to go on this fine, fine day?

The Royal Doulton Music Hall, please

Where? What's that?

We're on a brink of an adventure, children

Don't spoil it with too many questions

In the nursery, you were never by yourself

There was quite another world upon your shelf (Hold on)

Where each day crowds make their way upon the sun's decent

Too a mythical, mystical never quite logistical tent

Yes, in this dilly, dynamical, simply ceramical, Royal Doulton bowl

There's a cuddly and curious, furry and furious animal watering hole

Where the monkeys and hummingbirds know the tunes and the words

Every beast large and small

Loves the very top drawer full, always uncorribal, Royal Doulton Music Hall

Ooh, that one tickled my tail

Nearly there, Mary Poppins

Yes, in this marvelous, mystical, rather sophistical Royal Doulton bowl

There's a lot of birds queuing up, a lot of hams chewing up

Scenery they swallow whole

There are lots of cats tuning strings, nightingale in the wings

Waiting for their big drum roll

At the simplest sensational, standing ovational, Royal Doulton Music hall

Here we are

But where's the music hall

Oh, yes, that, silly me

Step right up, step right up

Goodness, how on Earth did she do that?

One thing you should know about Mary Poppins

She never explains anything, come on

Hurry, hurry, get tickets while you can

For the one night only, one and only Mary Poppins

What an honour it is to have you join us this evening

Thank you

And who is this I see?

Why it's John, Annabel and Georgie Banks (You know us?)

Of course, everyone know the Banks children

Hurry along now, get yourself some peanuts and candy floss

And go right on in

May we, Mary Poppins?

Yes

Just keep away from the edge of the bowl

At the highly un-flammable, nearly un-tamable

Lavishing craze-able, always re-phrase-able

Royal Doulton Music Hall