Konichiwa Bitches

Uh, uh-huh, uh-huh

You wanna rumble in my jungle? I'll take you on (Uh-huh)

Stampede your rumpa and send you home

You wanna rumble in space? I'll put my laser on stun

And on the North Pole, I'll ice you son

You want a thrilla in Manila, you'll be killer bee stung

Want a taste of vanilla? Better watch your tongue

'Cause I'll hammer your toe like a pediatrician ('Trician)

Saw you half like I'm a magician (Magician)

Tear you down like I'm in demolition

Count you out like a mathematician

I'm so very hot that when I rob your mansion

You ain't call the cops, you call the fire station

'Cause my flavours so sweet, you'll be zoom, zoom, zoom

Don't even get me started on my bada-boom-booms (Boom)

One left, one right, that's how I organize them

You know I fill my cups, no need to supersize 'em

Right now you're probably thinking, "How she get in them jeans?"

Well I'm gifted, all natural, and bursting the seams

(Uh-huh)

Konichiwa bitches

(Uh-huh, uh-huh)

Konichiwa bitches

Don't I look tasty like a French bon-bon?

Even more sweeter than a cherry bomb

Coming with the postman like I'm a mail bomb (Uh-huh)

Coming in your mouth, make you say "Yum, yum!"

Hit the gong-gong, bring the sumos on (Uh-huh, uh-huh)

I'ma kick ass all the way to Hong Kong

Make their balls bonce like a game of ping pong

Konichiwa bitches, from Beijing to Saigon

Got nothing on me 'cause you know you's a bum

Dum-didi-dum-didididi-dum-dum

Check the scenario, I'ma bust your ear drum

And leave your heads ringing with the ring-a-ding-dong (Uh)

Busy on the mic since the day I was what? (Born)

Check out my style, it's the rock of what? (Mo')

Shine is on my like a dog on a what? (Bone)

Fight the power, put myself on the throne

You know when shit is getting heavy like it weighs a ton (Uh-huh)

I will run you down like a marathon (Uh-huh, uh-huh)

Tape you up good, put you in the trunk

See you next Tuesday, you is a punk