Batman and Robin (feat. Lady of Rage & RBX)

No one can save the day like Batman

Robin will make you sway like that and

Beat for beat, rhyme for rhyme

Deep in Gotham, fighting crime

No one can save the day like Batman

Commissioner X here

Batman and Robin, we have a bit of a problem

There's trouble brewing in Gotham City

You must act fast

Holy mackerel Batman, I think these clowns need a back hand

Let's be The Gap Band and drop the bomb on 'em

And make 'em scat man

When you say scat man like the brother called brother

When it's on, it's cold, so bring the coroner cover

We can take it to the basement, live with Tigger

Go get the Riddler to watch me play that **** like a fiddler

On a hot tin roof, I got them watching who?

She who spits it like she was sipping rotten brew

We marvel at you comics, you ain't no Superhero

You just a stupid zero, you ain't hard like DeNiro

Surprise, The Dynamic Duo

Batman and Robin, gats set for squabbing

(****) Splat, hit 'em like forty five shells

(****) Plat, means more than one million sales

That's nuff shot to lick, you get done up

Plus we got the bat gats, so why would you run up?

No one can save the day like Batman

Robin will make you sway like that and

Beat for beat, rhyme for rhyme

Deep in Gotham, fighting crime

No one can save the day like Batman

Yeah, when it's beef in Gotham City I, gots to flip and

Hit 'em with the pow, bam, biff, whoa

Pick up your lips, don't trip, tie your shoelace

When I spit, I split it, turn Harvey Dent into Two Face

Robin, I'm more than a sidekick, I'm more like the livest

They wanna go head up and collide

And like collision, hope your moms made provisions

See, you ain't got no wins baby, not even a smidgen

Mad hostility dealt, now I'ma really be felt

Switch on my utility belt, make your facility melt

I got mad on you hatter, watch your whole shit splatter

Get wicked on your case like Detective Van Adder

So the saying goes if you snooze you lose

Trust you do, me and Batman the Dynamic Two

No one can save the day like Batman

Robin will make you sway like that and

Beat for beat, rhyme for rhyme

Deep in Gotham, fighting crime

No one can save the day like Batman

Cold day in Gotham in the Bat Cave chilling

Catnip for Cat Woman so she caught the feeling

Talk about flavor for a Pringle

A favor for a favor maybe later we can mingle

Damn, just then, the Bat Phone ring

They who banging in Gotham, I got to do my thing

Batman, war is on the brink

It seems that the Penguin is causing a stink

Call up Robin quick, you know what to do

Add dye to the water and splash the town blue

Shit, I'm there in a flash, Bat mobile on 3's

Trust me buddy got heat for Mr. Freeze

And Clayface will catch the embrace

Of napalm when I drop my Bat Bomb

And don't you forget it

Taking out you suckers and you don't know how I did it

No one can save the day like Batman

Robin will make you sway like that and

Beat for beat, rhyme for rhyme

Deep in Gotham, fighting crime

No one can save the day like Batman

Robin will make you sway like that and

Beat for beat, rhyme for rhyme

Deep in Gotham, fighting crime

Dirty dinkins Batman

Did you see those crispy khaki creases on that rugged wretched?

Aye yo yo yo kick back Robin

Get Alfred and tell him to have barbecued buffalo wings and a pitcher of Kool Aid on chill

It's about to get real in the field

Leaping lo lo's, over there Batman, that's a no no

Let's hop out this fo' do'

Yeah yeah yeah, systems engaged

Start the Bat Engine, hit the Bat Switches

You ready Robin? Let's dip

Let's dip, Holy Hoodrat Sally smoking crack in the alley

Let's dip, I mean, crazy kinfolk in Kingsville Batman

We must, we must Batman, listen to me

Holy leaping lizards and gizzards and all that shit that come with it

And potatoes on top with gravy in the middle

Goddamn it, Batman

Batman