The Universe Is Against Me

I can't take it anymore

I don't know why I even get out of bed

And why, when I've seen it all before

It's like a dagger hanging over my head?

Every day is just the same

I always have to hang my head in shame

It doesn't matter the time or place

There's always egg on my face

The universe is against me, and no one here defends me

Everyone pretends we haven't seen it all before

And it sends me into this manic frenzy

And yes, it still offends me

The whole universe is against me

You would not believe the mayhem

That they think up under that tree

It always works out great for the two of them

How come it never works out for me?

It's like beating my head into a wall

This constant losing makes me feel so small

I don't know where I should begin

When do I get a win?

The universe is against me, and no one here defends me

And everyone pretends we haven't seen it all before

And it sends me into this manic frenzy

And yes, it still offends me

The whole universe is against me

(The whole universe is against me)

(The whole universe is against me)

The whole universe is against me