Messing with the Simpsons

M. Burns

You'd better back away

You'd better toss those schemes aside

'Cause you're messin'

With a Simpson

A man of fury and pride

That's right, you're messing

With a Simpson

Cowabunga!

Way to bust a gag, Lis!

Mind over matter, lil' bro

Watch and learn

That's right, you're messin' with the Simpsons

We're a united family

Yes, you've provoked the wrath of Simpsons

If you've got half a brain you'll flee

You're gonna go from dreams of glory

To the gutter and the skids

There's a chance you coulda done it, too

If it weren't for those darn—

Rebel Simpsons!

I've come over all chills

Now you look here, Mr. Burns!—

Little Lisa Simpson, I bring you love

Love triumphant, love captivating, love

Intoxicating, delectable, love

Just so gosh darn yummy! Here, have a taste!