Welcome to Schmicago

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If your life is a bore

And it's left you wanting more

Leave your fancy degrees

And your jobs and your cheese

It's time to change your point of view

Schmigadee-do

There's a world to explore

With a thrill behind each door

We got song, we got dance

Lots of sex, no romance

We've got it all and just for you

Welcome to Schmicago

Our fantastical farrago

Mystery and magic

Endings that are tragic

Welcome to Schmicago

Schmicago

Dreams of fame on the stage

And revenge that's fueled by rage

Women brimming with lust

Men that you shouldn't trust

And orphans that don't wanna die

Schmig-a-dee-yi

Quest for meaning in life

And an end to all this strife

Systems running on greed

And good guys who succeed

And also someone's gonna fry

Welcome to Schmicago

Our fantastical farrago

Mystery and magic

Endings that are tragic

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Schmicago

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Schmicago

Schmicago

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Mystery and magic

Endings that are tragic

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