Hello Operator (Classic 12" Version)

Well, they taught me how to think

Now I don't know how to use a telephone

I can't talk to my baby

Don't know if I can even get along

Said "Hello operator...I mean Dad...I mean police...

I can't even remember who I am"

I said "Hello operator...I mean Dad...I mean police...

I can't even remember who I am" (Who I am)

Yesterday at the market

I couldn't tell the butter from the beans

I thought the meat were potatoes

The fish were tomatoes and the cashier was my mother

I said "Hello operator...I mean Dad...I mean police...

I can't even remember who I am"

I said "Hello operator...I mean Dad...I mean police...

I can't even remember who I am"

Yesterday in traffic

I drove when the light burned red

I drove into a policeman

And bumped him 'til I thought he was dead

I said "Boom boom, your honor

Won't you let me speak my mind?"

I said "Boom boom, operator

I'm the one who lost my mind"

Yesterday in traffic

I drove when the light burned red

I drove into a policeman

And bumped him 'til I thought he was dead

I said "Boom boom, your honor

Won't you let me speak my mind?"

I said "Boom boom, operator

I'm the one who lost my mind"

Now they're taking me away

And they've thrown away my set of keys

And I got no telephone

They won't let me speak my piece

I said "Hello operator...I mean Dad...I mean police...

I can't even remember who I am"

I said "Hello operator...I mean Dad...I mean police...

I can't even remember who I am"

I said "Hello operator...I mean Dad...I mean police...

I can't even remember who I am"

I said "Hello operator...I mean Dad...I mean police...

I can't even remember who I am"

I said "Hello operator...I mean Dad...I mean police...

I can't even remember who I am"