I Regret to Inform You

I regret to inform you

I enjoyed the loveliest afternoon

With a person I fear you've not yet had the pleasure to meet

I regret to inform you

That I've planned to meet them again quite soon

And the next time I do, I won't keep our affair so discreet

But regret's not the right kind of word

For I'm proud of the time that I spent

My intentions were never to hurt

But it seems things were meant to go the way that they went

So I'm here to inform you

I enjoyed the loveliest afternoon

With the loveliest person I've recently gotten to know

And there's no need to worry

I think that we'll all get along when you finally see

It's been years in the making, but I'd like to introduce you to me

I regret to inform you

I enjoyed the loveliest afternoon

With a person I fear you've not yet had the pleasure to meet

I regret to inform you

That I've planned to meet them again quite soon

And the next time I do, I won't keep our affair so discreet

But regret's not the right kind of word

For I'm proud of the time that I spent

My intentions were never to hurt

But it seems things were meant to go the way that they went

So I'm here to inform you

I enjoyed the loveliest afternoon

With the loveliest person I've recently gotten to know

And there's no need to worry

I think that we'll all get along when you finally see

It's been years in the making

Years in the making

Years in the making

Years in the making

But I'd like to introduce you to me