Credits
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Marvin Dutschke
Songwriter
Songtexte
Thinkpadgang motherfucker
Thinkpadgang motherfucker
Thinkpadgang motherfucker
Thinkpadgang motherfucker
Think - pad - gang
Mother fuckaaaaah
Think - pad - gang
Mother fuckaaaaah
I'll be using ThinkPad
Till the brink of my death
Produced in factories by chinks in China
I'mma drink to the ThinkPad
And the chink kids
That been worked to the death
Thinkpads are the birth of high tech
I give you my word on that fact
The best laptops you ever heard of before
Used by fat fucks on mountain and shore
And skinny people too
When youre evil you can
make the thinkpad do things
Screw things up for government
Set all traffic lights to black
Like a **** in Iraq
Wait what, wrong nation, fuck
But the ThinkPads a workstation, yeah
Like Arnold Schwarzenegger
Or Sylvester Stallone
Best leave the Thinkpadgang alone
Thinkpadgang motherfucker
Thinkpadgang motherfucker
Thinkpadgang motherfucker
Thinkpadgang motherfucker
Think - pad - gang
Mother fuckaaaaah
Think - pad - gang
Mother fuckaaaaah
ThinkPads are godtier
No, gods are ThinkPadTier
Never hot, fans keep em cool like a beer
System runs smooth like a deer
The PC for you and for me
And for the hooligans that root for the sheer
Sake of it, you can break a bitch
With a ThinkPad, the weight of it
The ThinkPads fate, it is
To be on top of that game, to sit
There its dangerous
but the thinkpadgang can take the heat
Like a nice crisp piece of meat
Still ice cold like your niece deceased
From the Thinkpadgangs evil streak
Were straight from the fiendish street
A PC might be seeming meek
But youll bleed if you view
the Thinkpadgang as weak
Cause a laptop is portable
And the ThinkPad so comfortable
So all of you better haul your ass
To the store and borrow one illegally
Be a fiend like we
Act reasonably
And join the Thinkpadgang, motherfucker
Thinkpadgang motherfucker
Thinkpadgang motherfucker
Thinkpadgang motherfucker
Thinkpadgang motherfucker
Think - pad - gang
Mother fuckaaaaah
Think - pad - gang
Mother fuckaaaaah
Written by: Marvin Dutschke
