Yard Sale

Hey, Priscilla, um

I was like, driving by your house

And I think I left some things there

I was wondering if I could

Maybe stop by and come get 'em

I gave you two months to come and pick up your stuff

Surprise, you never did

So I'll tell you what

If you're thinking I'm the type to pack it up in a box

And leave it on the porch

Well, honey, I'm not

Got a couple lawn chairs

A cooler full of beer

And all my girls will be my cashiers

I'm having me a yard sale, 10 to 5

Follow all the yellow signs

Everything is half price

Get you something nice

I'm talking Jon Boat, fishing poles

Deer mounts, and mossy oaks

Sorry, baby, those Luccheses gotta go

I'm having me a yard sale

Sold

I'm having me a yard sale, yard sale

I could make a pretty penny off your Green Egg grill

But the hot neighbor might come over tonight and chill

And there's a couple other things that I think I'ma keep

I'll turn your Levi's into ex-boyfriend jeans

I want that flannel shirt

And your trucker hat

If you want something else, you better bring cash

I'm having me a yard sale, 10 to 5

Follow all the yellow signs

Everything is half price

Get you something nice

I'm talking Jon Boat, fishing poles

Deer mounts, and mossy oaks

Sorry, baby, those Luccheses gotta go

I'm having me a yard sale

I'm having me a yard sale, yard sale

Xbox

Sold

Golf clubs

Definitely sold

Everything, including you, must go

I'm having me a yard sale, 10 to 5

Follow all the yellow signs

Everything is half price

Get you something nice

I'm talking Jon Boat, fishing poles

Deer mounts, and mossy oaks

Sorry, baby, those Luccheses gotta go

Sold, sold

Sold, sold

Sold, sold

Sold, sold

Sold