#1 Funkateer

Well, all right!

Watch me talk

Yeah ah, Casper, could you accept the Jammy Award for Bootsy?

Well, Lordy be! The little ol' Lord's makin' me, bopper

Say thanks for makin' me Number One funkateer of all time

You're Number One, baby

Yeah (yeah), surely the one giveth and the one taketh away, bopper

You're Number One, baby, yeah

You're Number One, baby, ooh

You're Number One, baby, yeah uuuu, baby, yeah, my Number One, my Number One

My Number One, yeah ouh oh, baby

You're Number One, baby, yeah, my Number One

My Number One, my Number One, uuuuu, baby, yeah

Let's take it to the floor, bozo

You bad, let's take it to the floor, bozo

Let's take it to the floor, bozo

You're Number One

Baby baby baby, you're my Number One

Playboy, play!

Hey, playboy, don't you know that, ah, it's so great to play today?

And it's so great to play today

I don't know about tomorrow

It's so great to play

Yeah, you can have a little fun, bopper, today

Wouldn't it be nice to have it your way?