Mapleton High Chorale

We sing the praise of Mapleton High

Each heart is filled with loyalty

And for our school we'll do or we'll die

And reach the goal of victory

Oh, Alma Mater Mapleton High

Your bounty is on every hand

And while we live we'll never deny

No finer school is in the land

Le, la, les!

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La la la la la la, la la la la la

La la la la la la, la la la la la

And now a Mapleton High girl is to be married

Liza Elliott is marrying Kendall Nesbitt

They should be very happy

And now they're buying the ring. 

But why is Liza hesitant?

Shall it be with emeralds

Or shall it be with diamonds?

Randy Curtis!

Flame of the celluloid

A precious amalgam of Frank Merriwell

Anthony Eden

And Lancelot!

Randy Curtis!

Forty million women see him every week

Randy Curtis!

And forty million women love him

In Kansas, in Patagonia, in Hollywood itself

He is a man every woman wants

Darling, at last!