Alphabet Boy

You're always aiming paper airplanes at me when you're around You build me up like building blocks just so you can bring me down You can crush my Candy Cane but you'll never catch me cry If you dangle that diploma and I deck you, don't be surprised I know my ABC's, yet you keep teaching me I say, fuck your degree, alphabet boy You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry Fuck all your ABC's, alphabet boy I'm not a little kid now Watch me get big now Spell my name on the fridge now With all your alphabet toys You won the spelling bee now But are you smarter than me now? You're the prince of the playground Little alphabet boy Apples aren't an always appropriate apologies Butterscotch and bubblegum drops are bittersweet to me You call me a child while you keep counting all your coins But you're not my daddy and I'm not your dolly And your dictionary's destroyed I know my ABC's, yet you keep teaching me I say, fuck your degree, alphabet boy You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry Fuck all your ABC's, alphabet boy I'm not a little kid now Watch me get big now Spell my name on the fridge now With all your alphabet toys You won the spelling bee now But are you smarter than me now? You're the prince of the playground Little alphabet boy Alphabet boy Alphabet boy Alphabet boy Alphabet boy My alphabet boy Oh oh I'm not a little kid now Watch me get big now Spell my name on the fridge now With all your alphabet toys You won the spelling bee now But are you smarter than me now? You're the prince of the playground Little alphabet boy Alphabet boy Alphabet boy Alphabet boy