The Farmer Wants a Wife

He's gone lookin' for a partner crossed the highways in his tractor Takin' note of any beauty queen he meets along the way He's headed for the city where he hears the girls are pretty Get your lip gloss on the ready 'cause the farmer wants a wife You'll get all the fancy glad rags if you're given the green light The man's a nature lover and he'll always treat ya right So if you're lookin' for a partner and you like a bit of banter Keep an eye out for his tractor 'cause the farmer wants a wife He was brought up in the country all his pick-up lines are rusty Early nights and early mornings milkin' cows and plowin' fields He needs a strong-headed woman likes affection and hard workin' Get your wellie's on the ready 'cos the farmer wants a wife If you need a guy that listens he's got acres of time If you wanna start a family the man is in his prime So if you're lookin' for a partner and you like a bit of banter Keep an eye out for his tractor 'cause the farmer wants a wife He's been up and down the borders towns and cities every corner If you're stuck behind his tractor you'll be goin' all the way He might not be that hunky but he sure as hell is chunky He's the lovable agricultural, the farmer wants a wife So don't miss this opportunity it hardly comes around 'Cause once you've tried organic you'll not leave this breeding ground So if you're lookin' for a partner and you like a bit of banter Keep an eye out for his tractor 'cos the farmer wants a wife So if you're lookin' for a partner They all say he's quite the charmer So get dolled up in your armour 'cause the farmer wants a wife