You Brought It on Yourself

You brought it on yourself

You brought it on yourself

You brought it on yourself

You brought it on yourself

You brought it on yourself

You brought it on yourself

You brought it on yourself

I was rollin down the street in my convertible beamer

Drove to Mickey D's, that's when I seen her

She was sugar and spice, and everything nice

And I was livin the good life

My stereo was kickin loud as can be

Now everybody's lookin at the girl and me

She asked if she could take the car around the block

I said yeah, cause she was on my jock

Twinkle twinkle little star

Please come back here with my car

She circled round once then kept getting up

If it wasn't for Bad I wouldn't have no luck

Now it's been two hours and she still ain't back

People laughin in my face, ha ha ha

Now I'm sittin in the precinct fillin out a report

Because it's been two months and she still ain't caught

You brought it on yourself

You brought it on yourself

You brought it on yourself

You brought it on yourself

You brought it on yourself

You brought it on yourself

You brought it on yourself

I was chillin in my house all alone

Then I got a strange call on my telephone

I couldn't tell who the hell it was at first

When I asked who it was, it was my man Kurt

He said I met this girl in the club partyin right

She invited me back to her place to spend the night

I looked at my hand, I didn't see no ring

So I went back with her to do the wild thing

Just as they were startin to moan and groan

He heard a key in the door, she said, "My husband is home!"

He jumped up and grabbed everything he could

Then he ran to hide, just like you would

And now he's butt naked from head to toe

And he's hidin in the closet with nowhere to go

So he called me up so I could give him some help

I said, "Kurt you jerk, you brought it on yourself"

You brought it on yourself

You brought it on yourself

You brought it on yourself

You brought it on yourself

You brought it on yourself

You brought it on yourself

You brought it on yourself

Tell me why do people always blame the way they act

On the different sign of the Zodiac?

You say you like to mess around cause you're a Scorpio

You like to get loose, and you know that I know

And now I hear that you're datin two guys

One's a Sagittarius, the other Gemini

I heard when you get married he has to be a Pisces

Well I heard that you found one and he left you twice-see

Now you make a trip to your local palm reader

Said a Cancer's in your future, and you believed her

Now you run around here tryin to find a Cancer

But an Aries psychiatrist would be the best answer

Now you're all alone cause you went too far

I seen you outside cursin out your stars

Don't put the blame on anyone else

Because the fault lies not in our stars

You brought it on yourself