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Intro
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Standup Comedy
Intro was released on 7 July 2017 by Comedy Dynamics, A Nacelle Company as a part of the album Faces and Sounds
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Release Date7 July 2017
LabelComedy Dynamics, A Nacelle Company
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM173

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Pete Holmes
Pete Holmes
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Pete Holmes
Pete Holmes
Songwriter

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Please welcome
Pete Holmes
[Verse 2]
That was the best moment of my life
We don't even have to do the show
This is just a bonus now
That felt so good
We should take turns
Each of you should come up one at a time
Just to feel that
Diseases that are forming will go away
That was a magical experience
Sincerely, thank you, Chicago
This is amazing
[Verse 3]
Feeling good
Good to be here
This theater is way too nice
For the jokes I'm about to tell
Look at this ornate gold colored
Diarrhea, you ever get it?
[Verse 4]
Oh, good, you're good
I really want this to go well
This is all I have to do today
So we can't have this go badly
I can't go back to my sad hotel
Head hitting the pillow
Like, what was that?
That was my special?
Written by: Pete Holmes
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