Catch a Fish

Well, it's harder than hell to go to work right now My boss is a jerk and he smells like a cow Payments are late and I can't get a break Well, I can't catch that, but I can catch a fish Texas rig it up and give it a cast Hoping I can catch me a big old bass Flip her in the boat and give her a kiss Well, I can't get a girl (pssh, ah well) But I can catch a fish, reel it on in Take a little selfie to show all of my friends 'Cause I can throw a spinner, or I can throw a crick Impressin' all the girls while they're tannin' on the bank Grab a little hook, bait a nightcrawler Hold down a second, something's peckin' at my bobber Hooks set in the lip, makes me wanna take a dip Have your buddy take the pic, yeah I can catch a fish Well, I called in sick, and wet a line My boss done had it for the last time I grab a jig and I give it a pitch "I can't go to work!" (No way!) But I can catch a fish, reel it on up Put 'em in the live well for later when I'm done I can throw a spinner, or I can throw a crick Impressin' all the girls while they're tannin' on the bank Grab a little hook, bait a nightcrawler Hold down a second, something's peckin' at my bobber Hooks set in the lip, makes me wanna take a dip Have your buddy take the pic, yeah I can catch a fish Now I don't know what you wanna do But if you got some plastic worms and a pinch of chew Meet me at the lake where I caught that eight Okay, fine, maybe it was fake But I can catch a fish, reel it on in Take a little selfie to show all of my friends 'Cause I can throw a spinner, or I can throw a crick Impressin' all the girls while they're tannin' on the bank Grab a little hook, bait a nightcrawler Hold down a second, something's peckin' at my bobber Hooks set in the lip, makes me wanna take a dip Have your buddy take the pic, yeah I can catch a fish Whoa, dude, I think I got one again Oh, man, it's just a-, it's just a stick I think I caught a stick, caught a stick It's a tree pounder man I can catch a fish... I can catch a fish...