Meet the Plastics

Woah, who's at that table over there? Don't look at them, just don't We call those three 'The Plastics' They're shiny, fake, and hard They play their little mind games All around the schoolyard They might insult your clothing Or make fun of your name Like they mocked Jen Morecock 'Til she burst into flames And Ms. Morecock was a teacher Regina George is the queen bee She's always dressed up She always wins Spring Fling Queen We're just drones who work for her Then die My name is Regina George And I am a massive deal Fear me, love me Stand and stare at me And these, these are real I've got money and looks I am, like, drunk with power This whole school Humps my leg like a chihuahua I'm the prettiest poison you've ever seen I never weigh more than one-fifteen My name is Regina George And I am a massive deal I don't care who you are I don't care how you feel That's Gretchen Wieners She knows everything about everybody That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets Yes, Regina No, Regina Every waking hour I spend making sure Regina George can stay in power If Regina is the sun Then I'm a disco ball 'Cause I'm just as bright and fun If you've had alcohol I worm your secrets out of you And bring them to my master And then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster Disaster! Regina is the queen But I'm the head of worker bees As I am seated at her right hand Like a Jewish Princess Jesus That is Karen Smith The dumbest person you will ever meet I once saw her put a "D" in the word "orange" My name is Karen My hair is shiny My teeth are perfect My skirt is tiny It barely covers My perky heinie My name is Karen I may not be smart That's it Right We never really do this But how'd you like to Have lunch with us this week Oh, it's okay, I- No, no need for you to thank us But- There's no need to even speak You're new and you don't know things You need good friends who can tell you what to think See you here same time tomorrow On Wednesdays we wear pink On Wednesdays we wear pink Yes, Regina (my name is Karen) No, Regina Every waking hour (here's where you belong) I spend making sure Regina (my hair is shiny) George can stay in power (here's where you belong) If Regina is the sun (my teeth are perfect) Then I'm a disco ball (my skirt is tiny) 'Cause I'm just as bright and fun (here's where you belong) If you've had alcohol Wear something nice and grab a tray 'Cause we don't do this everyday Say here's where you belong Say here's where you belong No, really, say it Say here's where you belong Come sit with us tomorrow It'll be fetch