Dear Labels

Oh, here's a story for you

Two chickens walking down the street

It's actually one chicken

One chicken walks down the street

Looks across the road to another chicken

He sees an older chicken much more plump that he's used to

And the other chicken goes, "Hey, what's up? Yo"

What's the deal with young chickens?

I want an older chicken who knows that grown business, you know?

I'm narcissistic, look at me, I'm an artist, EBT

Couldn't help the fact I'm starving for that MTV

And a deal, but a 360 one at that

But it'd be pretty shitty, I'd be sitting pretty where I'm at

Pay my rent, and I'll sell you my soul

If you could please just trade it for a French bread roll

I'm fucking starving, look at me

Now, dear labels, can't you see?

I'm the one that fucking bleeds tears and sweats every day of the week

Now, look at me

I won't write you a fucking pop song

But I'll write you a analytical thesis about your mom

And why she's a great woman

Look at me

I want it more than anything else than I could ever fucking be

Look at me

Now, look at me

I can kinda play piano but, but not really

Look at me, look at me, look at me

Look at me, look at me, I'm all right

Right? Please, look at me, look at me, look at me

Look at me, I'm all right

Dear labels, uh

But on a day that's not so far

You're gonna hear me whether you like it or not

On a day that's not so far

You're gonna hear me whether you like it or not

Whether you like it or not

'Cause, 'cause I'm 2016 Fat Joe

Who just did seven and a half years of straight cardio

I'm rap game's House

Except I'm not a fucking doctor though, wow

Tell them labels I'm everything they'd ever want

If all they want is a rapper that calls his mom daily

Just to see what's going on, 'cause he misses her

And she misses her baby

Please help me

Please help me buy my mom a house

That I can go to every fucking weekend

Please, please, please help me buy my mom a house

That I can go to every fucking weekend

I'm an artist with a certain special something

And that something makes me really, really sad because of nothing

I'm an artist with a certain special something

And that something makes me really, really sad because of nothing

I'm an artist with a certain special something

And that something makes me really, really sad because of nothing

I'm an artist with a certain special something

And that something makes me really, really sad because of nothing

I'm an artist with a certain special something

And that something makes me really, really sad because of nothing