Top Songs By Megan Mullally
Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Megan Mullally
Vocals
Ensemble
Performer
Andrea Martin
Vocals
Ashley Horne
Violin
Barrett Martin
Vocals
Bill Ellison
Bass
Charles Pillow
Woodwinds
Chungsun
Cello
Craig Johnson
Violin
David Gursky
Keyboards
Deborah Shuflet-Dine
Viola
Eric Jackson
Vocals
Fred Applegate
Vocals
Glenn Drewes
Trumpet
Heather Ayers
Vocals
Jack Cavari
Drums
Jack Doyle
Vocals
Jessica Troy
Viola
Judy Lee
French Horn
Kevin Ligon
Vocals
Linda Mugleston
Vocals
Louise Owen
Violin
Mike Christianson
Bass Trombone
Patrick S. Brady
Conductor
Paul Castree
Vocals
Randy Cohen
Synthesizer Programming
Richard Brice
Viola
Roger Bart
Vocals
Roger Shell
Cello
Scotty Harrell
Trumpet
Shuler Hensley
Vocals
Steven Greenfield
Woodwinds
Sutton Foster
Vocals
Timothy Sessions
Tenor Trombone
Una Tone
Violin
Vincent Della-Rocca
Woodwinds
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Mel Brooks
Composer
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Mel Brooks
Executive Producer
Angie Teo
Editing Engineer
Bob Ludwig
Mastering Engineer
Derik Lee
Assistant Engineer
Doug Besterman
Producer
Frank Filipetti
Mixing Engineer
Nick Banns
Assistant Engineer
Lyrics
Dream all you want my darling
Of every lustful situation
Those naughty thoughts
Are fine with me
As long as they
Stay locked away
In your imagination
You can hug me til I scream
If it's only in a dream
But please don't touch me
You can feel me til I squeal
Just as long as it's not real
But please don't touch me
You can stick me
You can lick me
You can pinch me til I'm blue
You can bite me
And delight me til I'm blind
You can savage me
And ravage me
I care not what you do
If the lovely filthy things you do
Are only in your mind
You can spank me til I'm red
If it's only in your head
But please don't touch me
You can have me don't you see
If it's just a fantasy
But please don't touch me
Oh Freddie, darling, I know that you're a virgin
Yes, for me, science has always come first
And as every guy in New York knows
I come first too
After our wedding
You'll be oh so glad we waited
Until then
Take cold showers when you're overstimulated
Anticipation is sublime
And although you might think I'm
A tease
Please don't touch me
Oh everybody look! How unique. They're not touching
It must be "Please Don't Touch Me"
The new dance craze
That's sweeping Catholic girl schools all over the Midwest
Oh what fun! Let's try it
Please don't
Please don't
Please don't touch me
Do not hug us
Do not drug us
Do not slug us til we cry
Do not throb us
Till you rob us of our wits
We won't poke you
We won't stroke you
Til we're just about to die
But even in your wildest dreams
Don't dare to touch our tits
Don't dare to touch our tits
Don't dare to touch our tits
Don't touch our tits
Don't touch our tits
Don't touch our
Tits, tits, tits, tits
Tits, tits, tits, tits
Tits!
Our tits!
When we're absolutely wed
You can do it til we're dead
Elizabeth!
Til then please, please, please
We're down on our knees
Please keep your hands off these
Please don't touch me
We won't touch you
Please don't touch me
We won't touch you
She's so touchy
OH!
Writer(s): Mel Brooks
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