Lies & Rumors

Oh-ho, here we go! Let's go! Here we go, here we go, here we go They say that one little lie turns into another Then you go and cheat, by the time you know it You all wrapped up in a whole bunch of seaweed You shoulda listened to your mama, and listened to your daddy When they try to speak And tell you that there's just too many fishes in the sea No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no Now this thing here, no cause concern, but It's just another story about a shark eating worms It's not a riddle, but subliminally catches on How one little lie can turn into a bigger one When I was a young guppy in the sea You could see all the bigger fish picking on me 'Cause they knew I didn't really have the guard or bullet And the other sharks that have teeth sharper than me I'm a never-ending story about a shark this big The load of kids that got an act for fizz So sit back, kick back with a bag of chips While I tell you 'bout something stupid I did They say that one little lie turns into another Then you go and cheat, by the time you know it You all wrapped up in a whole bunch of seaweed You shoulda listened to your mama, and listened to your daddy When they try to speak And tell you that there's just too many fishes in the sea I'm off to work but I'm late (hey), but what can I say? (hey) I'm cool with the boss, and of course it's a payday We reachin' the weekend and I'll be treatin' my baby Typical day, dude's in the way, but hey, wait! Shark's in the water, gotta duck in the corner 'Til I'm caught, I'ma talk and a walk where I wanna Eatin' the seaweed, sippin' this green tea Big fish in this small world, they all believe me For knocking a shark off, protecting my city They all grab my CD and now I'm a popular rock star Like it or not though, I'm a marvelous artist Working my hardest and becoming a starfish Now what am I to do? The boss is on my back I gotta follow his orders when sharks attack It's a dangerous scene, but I'm a Rasta man Cross me and my brother, it will cost ya, man And this little pipsqueak is gettin' on my nerves So my tentacles should give him just what he deserves So you better swim fast, 'cause I'm after ya And go and hide inside the mouth of a clam or somethin' 'Cause I'm out and about, I'm bad news, a henchman A jellyfish with a attitude, so listen Swim for your life, 'cause I'm on your tail I'm so frightenin', I scare a snail out of its shell They say that one little lie turns into another Then you go and cheat, by the time you know it You all wrapped up in a whole bunch of seaweed You shoulda listened to your mama, and listened to your daddy When they try to speak And tell you that there's just too many fishes in the sea Ha, I love this liquid, I'm silly when I'm in it and I bet (This water we're standing in is wet!) Duh, what do you expect from me? I'm a platinum Jack Dempsey, trying to get a fee And everybody know that I'm the G of the sea I just knocked this shark off, the dude tried to eat me I guess he didn't like me, it might be because I'm a Pisces They always try to take me lightly, so why the trouble? I just wanna hustle, and multiply bubbles, and pump my muscles I don't want to make a mistake, 'cause these fishermen will set you up And I ain't fallin' for the bait (Daddy, what are we gonna do with the fish when we catch him?) (We're gonna eat him, what do you think?) I'm a lionfish with dreams of making it big House in the ocean, three ugly kids And why everybody keep on picking on me? 'Cause I'm the sexiest, prettiest fish in the sea Heck no, I ain't nobody dish 'Cause I'm in love with Angie, the beautiful angelfish Give me a kiss, baby I'm running from the white shark, you tryin' to make me crazy They say that one little lie turns into another Then you go and cheat, by the time you know it You all wrapped up in a whole bunch of seaweed You shoulda listened to your mama, and listened to your daddy When they try to speak And tell you that there's just too many fishes in the sea No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no