Hell No

Guess it slipped my mind Now I'm in trouble deep See, the last two years In a row I forgot our anniversary So I come rushin' in Twelve roses in bloom Said, "Honey, would you like a romantic evening Out under the stars and the moon?" She didn't say no But in her eyes I could see That this wouldn't turn out to be The enchanted evening I thought it might be Yes, I sure found out I got a long way to go She didn't say no She said, "Hell no" Then we split the sheets About six months ago I told all my buddies down at the bar This cowboy's headed home Walked into her house Yeah, climbed right up in her bed When I asked her if she still loved me Man, you know what she said? Oh, she didn't say no But in her eyes I could see Ah, this wouldn't turn out to be The fairytale ending I thought it might be But I sure found out I got a long way to go She didn't say no She said, "Hell no" Yeah, I sure found out I got a long way to go She didn't say no She said, "Hell no" Oh, got to go