Santa's Got a Brand New Bag

Oh, the fire's burning slow Now, where's that mistletoe Dear, it's getting kind of hot in here I need a taste of Christmas cheer I hope he gets here quick, I need a St. Nick fix Oooo-eee, I just want him to be all wrapped up for me Santa's never been this hard to resist But Santa never used to look like this Chrous 1: He's traded in his reindeer for a limousine He's wearing purple trousers instead of red and green This Christmas, I'm wanting something I've never had 'Cause Santa's got a brand new bag Now, I've got to, got to find out how To make him want to settle down I've got his big fat kiss Right at the top of my list SO we can build a little candy home And have a few elves of our own I want to sneak a peek at my surprise And see tradition metamorphosize Chorus 2: He's given up the cookies and he's slimming down He bought a little bungalow in Tinsel Town This Christmas I'm wanting something I've never had 'Cause Santa's got a brand new bag Breakdown Chorus: As he finds his Zen down on the kitchen floor He lights a fat Cohiba from his humidor THis Christmas, I'm wanting something I've never had 'Cause Santa's got a brand new bag Chorus 3: He's got a Rickenbacher and he's bleached his hair He's rocking to the rythem with a Latin flair This Christmas, I'm wanting something I've never had Cause Santa's got a brand new bag Chorus 4: He's reading Socrates and cooking French cuisine He's pictured on the front of "Money" magazine This Christmas, I'm wanting something I've never had 'Cause Santa's got a brand new Santa's got, Santa's got a brand new bag