Insane (feat. Gary Barlow)

Well, here's a song about my friend called Gary Barlow and it's true I was expecting Robbie Williams, who the flamin' hell are you I can't believe you don't recall When we met in the village hall It was so purely accidental I've never seen your face before You just barged in through the room door I think you're actually mental What a shame you don't remember Our christmas dinner last December I don't have deja vu, haven't got a clue I just do not remember you You're just insane Now, Gary, maybe you remember when we both worked in Top Man And that drunk weekend when we both got taken home in a police van Look, mate, I just don't have a clue Sorry I don't remember you Are you on heavy medication? We went on holiday to Spain Taught you to make quieche lorraine I hope you're on more medication What a shame you don't remember Our christmas dinner last December I don't have deja vu, haven't got a clue I just do not remember you How can I get through? You're just insane I don't know you Please just go Can we cuddle? Err... No Look can you just leave me alone, cos I am getting in a state And I am going out for dinner and I don't want to be late Look can you just pretend you know me and I promise then I'll go Oh go on then Thank you It's so great that you remember Our christmas dinner last December I know have deja vu and remember you But now you really have to shoo Come on, together It's so great that we remember The christmas dinners in December I know have deja vu and remember you But now you really have to shoo But please can I stay Really you can now go away Cos you're just insane Just insane Woo Woo Woo Such a shame You're insane No, you are No, it's you mate Actually it's you No, you are Whatevs