I Need a Vacation

I work all day in a breakneck run Just to come home to another pile of work to be done And all I wanna do is flop on the couch and die Baby comes in he's give out too I say, "It's pizza or nothing and Trixie's all outta dog food" I could just break right down and cry I need a vacation from my life Me and my husband, we need a wife Somebody who's sole ambition is laundry I wanna fall asleep on my patio swing While somebody else does the dishes and cleans Mariachi's could stroll through the yard and play softly Wouldn't even have to leave 2523 General George Patton Drive And I need a vacation from my life Don't even get me started on Saturday's All I do is rearrange the clutter Hey, I invented shabby chic Who wants to mow when it's so dang hot Me and baby got a theory about our little half acre lot If it blooms, it's not a weed Oh, I need a vacation from my life Me and my husband, we need a wife Somebody who's sole ambition is laundry I wanna fall asleep on my patio swing While somebody else does the dishes and cleans Mariachi's could stroll through the yard and play softly Wouldn't even have to leave 2523 General George Patton Drive Oh, I need a vacation from my life Me and my husband, we need a wife Somebody who's sole ambition is laundry I wanna fall asleep on my patio swing While somebody else does the dishes and cleans Mariachi's could stroll through the yard and play softly Wouldn't even have to leave mid state, Tennessee 2523 General George Patton Drive I need a vacation from my life Oh, I need a vacation from my life That's right