They say to have her hair done
Liz flies all the way to France
And jacquees seen in a discotheque
Doing a brand new dance
And the White House social season
Should be glittering and gay
But here in Topeka
The rain is a falling
The faucet is dripping
The kids are a bawling
One of them is toddling
And one of them is crawling
And ones on the way
I'm glad that Raquel Welch
Just signed a million dollar pact
And Debbie's out in Vegas
Working up a brand new Act
While the TV showing newlywed
A real fun game to play
But here in Topeka
The screen doors are banging
The coffee is boiling over
And the wash needs a hanging
One wants a cookie
And one wants to changing
And ones on the way
