Diaper Blues

Diaper blues, diaper blues.

Diaper blues, diaper blues.

I know you're getting older,

Growing bigger, getting bolder

You don't want nobody calling you a baby

You're walking and you're running,

and you're talking and you're cunning

And you hardly ever cry, well sometimes maybe

Three years on this planet

And you'd think you were the one who ran it

Okay. I know: You might do it better

But first you got to lose those diapers

Diaper creme and baby wipes

And follow these instructions to the letter:

You gotta pp in the potty like a big boy (diaper blues)

PP in the potty like a big boy (diaper blues)

How can you be cool on your first day at school

When your teacher's got to stop the class to change you

You'll be laying on your back

While all the other kids are laughing

And you're wishing that it finally would be through

And then there's that lump, in your pants there's a bump

That tells everybody what it is you still wear

Not big boy panties or boxers like your dad,

No, and there's only one way to get there

You gotta pp in the potty like a big boy (diaper blues)

PP in the potty like a big boy (diaper blues)

And let's talk hygiene, shall we? If we must

Even though it might get a little graphic

There's nothing good about sitting, in your what?

Well I trust

That you don't need it pointed out to grasp it

Big boys and girls know this well:

The only way to be is clean

And if you think about diapers this way do tell,

I think you'll get what I mean

You gotta pp in the potty like a big boy (diaper blues)

PP in the potty like a big boy (diaper blues)

And what about the ladies?

Girls learn fast.

But there might be a few who didn't get it

And nobody out there wants to be last

So listen up now and don't sweat it

You gotta pp in the potty like a big girl (diaper blues)

PP in the potty like a big girl (diaper blues)

You gotta pp in the potty like a big girl (diaper blues)

PP in the potty like a big girl (diaper blues)

You gotta pp in the potty like a big boy (diaper blues)

PP in the potty like a big boy (diaper blues)