Anti-Depressants Are So Not a Big Deal

Fluoxetine, fluoxetine Paroxetine, paroxetine Citalopram, citalopram Take once a day Fluoxetine, fluoxetine Paroxetine, paroxetine Citalopram, citalopram May cause dry mouth From the moment that we learn to walk and speak Our parents tell us, "Everyone's unique" Now, I'm not saying that advice is bad But honey, you're not special 'cause you're sad (Not special, no you're not) The butcher, the baker, the grocery clerk They're all on 20 milligrams or so The movers, the shakers, the happy homemaker You'd be surprised how many of them know Anti-depressants are so not a big deal Big whoop, you're on an anti-depressant Sweet cheeks, here's the deal Welcome to the club with open admission You're cast in the play that has no audition Yes, everyone is special, that's usually the sitch But when it comes to meds, you're such a basic bitch I lost my job and for six months I couldn't leave my bed, yeah When my husband died, I stopped bathing And watched Christian TV instead, eww Now we're on pills and it's less of a slog Just ask any abused rescue dog The origins of life are messy and imprecise We're all the result of natural selection True! So why should I feel crappy About something that makes me happy? Though it may be hard to maintain an erection Maybe you should adjust your dosage I already tried that, didn't work Have you tried another medication? Yep, but that one made me gain weight Oh, that totally happened to me It got better within a few months Thanks, cool! Anti-depressants are so not a big deal Big whoop, you're on an anti-depressant Take two with or without a meal Fluoxetine, fluoxetine Paroxetine, paroxetine Our lawyers won't let us say brand names Anti-depressants are so-so-so not a big deal Big whoop, you're on an anti-depressant Connor, heel Some cry that in the past, we didn't medicate everyone Cool, witch trials and the Crusades sounded like so much fun Anti-depressants are so common That taking them is all we have in common