Reese's Pieces, I Don't Know Who John Cleese Is?

Oh it's a shame that I have to tape over Those elysian smiles I thought I'd keep forever I remember it all like it was yesterday Forget it all, set it down, hit record and back away My intestines are fastening laces Intolerable to fucking untangle These vigilant eyes can't keep off the timekeepers Second hand, every angle What's keeping you waiting? Usually out before I open my eyes Why did you pick today to epilate between your thighs? Are you waiting for his tongue to come and brush against your cleaned trimmed hair? I hope he knows that curvilinear gyrating space Won't be the only thing he'll taste down there Stop to think about it If we've both flooded the same skin You've tasted me, I've tasted you Who knows how many places my tongue has been My tongue has been I left, you stayed, I hoped and prayed That these nauseating thoughts weren't true Before we met I wouldn't bet I would give up nihilism for you Nothing ever made sense Was I even real? Took everything I wouldn't touch And made me feel (Hell yeah!) I had all my faith in you That you would never commit an act of deceit To wake up in the antemeridian Knowing there would be solid ground to support my feet If it is alright (If it is alright) to conceal the truth Then when does the concealment end, and lying begin? Tell me when, tell me when This is a maudlin motion picture A theme song in search of a movie I've got the perfect script to match this tune Who really knows what goes on in the afternoon Lets not ruin the surprise I don't buy these incredulous denials (Do you think you've found the exit?) I really shouldn't be thinking this way It would put my mind at ease If I caught your ass on tape There'll be no excuses baby I'll forward this to your friends and family Maybe I should reconsider this diagnosis Lets think things out before we conclude Commonly a virtuoso at these procedures But this was the saddest thing my eyes have ever viewed The postmeridian hours that we performed Seemed like such a perfunctory routine But I can obviously tell by the footage here That you're in love with his machine How could you do this to me? Next time you won't get out so easily Now that I know what I'm up against I came prepared Bat in hand, behind the closest door I painfully stared Say hello to this bark in between your teeth Soon you will also be bleeding from underneath It took balls to do what you've done Having your manhood in your mouth is no fun And as for you darling, you're going nowhere It's kind of hard to move when you're tied to a chair See there's a twist to this lovely for you too see What's hiding in your wardrobe isn't a shopping spree Come out to stilts supporting the weight of lust I always thought you were someone I could always trust Now watch this wet smacking flesh I'm sure you don't even care But with your eyelids sewn back to your brows This leaves you forced to stare With a wire wrapped around his neck tightly tied to a tree There he stood on the top of the cliff, with his inanimate life above the sea He drinks his virulent drink and sets himself on fire Pulls the trigger though the midair Misses his head and snaps the wire Now choking and strangling in the water His body begins to sink Not only did that put out the flames but he regurgitated his drink This wasn't the worst thing that could happen; yes it is We're dying slowing again We're dying slowly again? Stop, rewind, watch them die Stop, rewind, watch them die Stop, rewind, watch them die Stop, rewind, watch them die Stop, rewind (Oh don't you love to play it back?) Watch them die (And watch it all over?) Stop, rewind (Oh don't you love to play it back?) Watch them die (And watch it all over?)