Nine in the Morning

So I'm stood outside the strip club at nine in the morning Nine in the morning Nine in the morning I'm stood outside the strip club at nine in the morning I'm gonna get my money back Well I've been stood out here forever but nobody's answering Nobody's answering, nobody's home I've been stood out here forever but nobody's answering Now everybody's watching me I waited four whole hours before this guy shows up He says "I'm just the cleaner - sir I'm just the cleaner Now there's nothing that I can do for you You're gonna have to come back tonight" So I come back at midnight and it's fifty to get in Yeah it's fifty to get in, yeah it's fifty to get in I come back at midnight and I speak to the bouncer he said "Boys it's fifty to get in tonight" Sir I need to get my money back, I've got bills to pay I've got my rent the next day Sir I need to get my money back Now you need to get me the manager So that damn cleaner comes out This time with slick back hair He's got the moon in his stare He's in designer wear "Yes I am the manager - now tell me what can I do for you?" "Well if I remember you were tasting my fruit You were drinking my wine You had a hell of a time And now you want your money back Well that just don't seem right to me" "But I'm sorry to hear you're dissatisfied with your purchase Dissatisfied with your purchase, that you felt dissatisfaction Yes I'm sorry to hear that you feel that way Now here's a complimentary lap dance" Fine I'm going in for one last time Yeah one last time Yeah one last time If I can't get my money back I'm gonna get my money's worth I'm gonna get my money's worth That's right - I'm gonna get my money's worth Get my money's worth