Story of the Grandson of Jesus

Today's a good day to flex the muscles of the weary (A miracle is a miracle, even when it's ordinary) We will walk on the water even though it seems scary If someone will show us the way I shook hands with a man who honestly thinks He's the grandson of Jesus with a penchant for pinchies He served us communion of cola and Twinkies I guess everyone has their own view. He stood on his soapbox and told us a parable Of a man with eye-glasses so small they're unwearable And the moral of the story is that it all looks terrible Depending on what you look through, what you look through He said "Do unto yourself as you do unto your neighbor It's not an eye for an eye, it's a favor for a favor And it's okay if this world had a billion saviors Cuz there are so many things to be saved." Take my words with a boulder of salt Or blame it on your devil, Always the scape-goat's fault We all point fingers when it comes to a halt Will somebody show us the way? Show us the way