Bulldog

Bulldog's feeding On strawberries and cream Now he's got a taste For the national dream He's gone barking mad As we feared I wanna reason with him But things have gotten weird The dying breed is not up to speed There's typewritten tripe up the walls His pedigree don't mean much to me Once bitten twice shy Bulldog's reeling 'Cause I'm not on his team And I found flaws In his irrational scheme So he howls and he howls And he howls and he howls Try and reason with him And it falls on deaf ears The dying breed is not up to speed There's typewritten tripe up the walls His pedigree don't mean much to me Once bitten twice shy Bulldog's crazy now Someone intervene He insists on getting everywhere Powered by steam He's gone barking mad As we feared I wanna reason with him But things have gotten weird The dying breed is not up to speed There's typewritten tripe up the walls His pedigree don't mean much to me Once bitten twice shy