Dang the Whiskey

Out with the boys, gonna have just a drink or two

Not a lampshade on your head kinda night, just wanna get a little loose

But there's a chemical reaction when that brown liquor hits my veins

At that point, you'd be better off trying to stop an ol' freight train

I get a little insane

Spent the night in a jail in Bowling Green

Lost my girl, my money, and my keys

Got a bump on my head and a foggy memory

Somebody help me, please, I'm a stupid S.O.B

Dang the whiskey

Oh, oh, oh, dang the whiskey

Oh, oh, oh

Left a message on my boy's machine with my one call

He played it back, and I sound like Otis off Andy Griffith, y'all, yep

Yeah, I was laughin', I was cryin', I was mad as an old wet hen

I'm promisin' to Jesus I'll never do this again

Serious as sin

And it went something like this

Spent the night in a jail in Bowling Green

Lost my girl, my money, and my keys

Got a bump on my head and a foggy memory

Somebody help me, please, I'm a stupid S.O.B

Dang the whiskey

Oh, oh, oh, dang the whiskey

Oh, oh, oh-ooh

You'd think I'd learn by now that's how it goes

When that whiskey river starts to flow, oh, oh

Spent the night in a jail in Bowling Green

Lost my girl, my money, and my keys

Got a bump on my head and a foggy memory

Somebody help me, please, I'm a stupid S.O.B, yeah

Spent the night in a jail in Bowling Green

Lost my girl thanks to old Jim Beam

Got a bump on my head and a foggy memory

Somebody help me, please, I'm a stupid S.O.B

Dang the whiskey

Oh, oh, oh, dang the whiskey

Oh, oh, oh-ooh