Stormy Daniels

Don’t know how

This became a big thing now

Stormy Daniels

Cuter than a bagful of spaniels

She’s cheap at twice the price

Like the Ritz

To be buried in her very classy tits

Stormy Daniels

Didn’t need any guides or manuals

Quick trip to paradise

Paid her from my own account

Just for max clarity

Something I never did

For any school or charity

Despite what you may hear

There’s no similarity

I never need advice

She’s not a slut

I just helped her keep her pie hole shut

Stormy Daniels

Such a thrill doesn’t come in granules

She’s naughty

And oh so nice

Enemies pretend

It’s some kind of sex scandal

Acting as if I’m

Some kind of sleazy sex vandal

Just because I have a guy

Who knows how to handle

Lips that can sink my ship

It’s too much

Already babbled too In Touch

Stormy Daniels

Could have messed up

All my careful plan-ules

Tried so hard to put her on ice

No dice

Now she’s sued

Last time she’ll see me in the nude

Stormy Daniels

Once one of the all-time great compan-iels

Now just a way expensive slice