Whiskey II: The Wrath of Corn

Come on board, grab your shit and join us at sea,

Tonight we take the land and we smack the booty.

Machine men minds with machine men hearts, (Rah!)

Make ya walk the plank just to tear you apart.

So sing along, to our dirty old song,

We caught the scurvy alright, it's great to have you along.

We'll tell you tall tales and throw you in the brig,

So kick the can, (we're the pirates!), ya dig?

(Drink, Drink), we're drunk again,

(Drink, Drink), we're still living in sin.

(Drink, Drink), we've got the bottles piling up,

(Drink, Drink), tequila, whisky, and gin.

Load up the canons, and ring the bell,

Drink to the gals as we set sail.

This ain't no cruise, or a fishing boat,

It's a water eating beast with the captains afloat!

So sing along, to our dirty old song,

We caught the scurvy alright, it's great to have you along.

We'll tell you tall tales and throw you in the brig,

So kick the can, (we're the pirates!), ya dig?

(Drink, Drink), we're drunk again,

(Drink, Drink), we're still living in sin.

(Drink, Drink), we've got the bottles piling up,

(Drink, Drink), tequila, whisky, and gin.

nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah...

We got Scar, Peggy, and alotta more friends,

It's one hell of a ship, no need to pretend.

We'll rock the ship, in honor of the brave,

We punish the weak, and they become slaves.

Now's the time to become a wreck,

And if you don't, lad, you'll swab the deck.

Shiver me timbers as the moon is just right,

It casts lunar beams, for the light in the night.

Drink, drink we are pirates

Drink, drink, of the night

Drink, drink, plunder treasure

Drink, drink, till morning light now

Drink drink, drink your whiskey

Drink, drink, drink your rum

Drink, drink, drink, tequila

Drink, drink, grab your gun